I wrote this essay, “Hijacking Our Language,” for the January 12, 2007, issue of CGG Weekly. “For then I will restore to the peoples a pure language, that they all may call on the name of the LORD, to serve Him with one accord.” —Zephaniah 3:9 The English language is …
Okay, kids, time for another English lesson. Ignore the content of this meme, but focus on the idiotic placement of these apostrophes. The only ones that are correct are the ones in the contractions, “can’t” and “you’re.” Plural subjects (when they are not showing possession) and singular verbs don’t need …
